Let me tell you about an old habit of mine. It was something I did whenever I got my hands on Hide & Seek biscuits.
The biscuit looks something like this -
Observe, ladies and gentlemen, as I proceed to show you this extremely complicated task.
We start off with a seemingly regular chocolate biscuit. Why is that? Because it IS a regular chocolate biscuit! (Erm, okay that was horrible. Let's just move on.)
The biscuit looks something like this -
Observe, ladies and gentlemen, as I proceed to show you this extremely complicated task.
We start off with a seemingly regular chocolate biscuit. Why is that? Because it IS a regular chocolate biscuit! (Erm, okay that was horrible. Let's just move on.)
I start at one corner and carefully bite.
Then I flip it and bite the other end.
And again.
Until finally, we are left with this!
The BEAUTIFUL middle piece!
It IS an achievement, OKAY? Do you know how easily the entire biscuit can just break?
Do ya? DO YA?
Then, my friends, comes the best bit. The icing on the cake. I go through all this trouble just so I can do the following thing. I take a bite out of it and say(to no one in particular) -
I know. I know...................AMAZING RIGHT?








