Spinach Royalty

So the other day, my mom bought some spinach. It looked like a bouquet so of course I used that to my maximum advantage. 

I started parading in front of my house with it. It feels good you see. Maybe this can be used as a method to promote self-esteem. Who knows?

(In all honesty, you should really try this. It makes you feel good.)

Just make sure no one sees you. That doesn't feel so great (at least to me it didn't).