Special Instructions

While I was ordering some books online, I saw the area to type in the Gift Message and Special Instructions. Usually I would ignore it but at that time, I was thinking- 'Hmm...Why not?' So I began brainstorming hilarious gift messages that might even make the people working for the website, atleast smile.

Pick up your shoe. Very original, I know. I just wanted it to be as RANDOM as possible.

I finally decided on this-

I am looking forward to the parcel. Very much indeed!